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Reply With QuoteSo two guys were standing at the bar and a HUGE woman walks by. The one guy says "Who was that!?" the other guy says "oh that was Honda" 1st guy "Honda?" 2nd guy "Yeah she's alot of fun to ride, but you don't want your freinds to see ya on her"
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So two guys were standing at the bar and a HUGE woman walks by. The one guy says "Who was that!?" the other guy says "oh that was Honda" 1st guy "Honda?" 2nd guy "Yeah she's alot of fun to ride, but you don't want your freinds to see ya on her"
I love the smell of gasoline!!
I woke up.....life is good!!!
hey why it gotta be honda...lol
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MXA August 08
good one HT sorry medic i guess thats how the cookie crumbled on that one. If you have one that involves KTM then i am sure HT would like to hear it. lol
A guy asks his freind for a ride on his bike because he had never been on one(it's a KTM)so they go on down the road and the guy on the back says " this is great but I'm getting cold" so they stop and the other guy says " turn your coat around so the zipper is in the back and you will be warmer" so off they go and about 1/2 hour later the owner of the bike says "you warmer now?" no answer! He looks back and his freind is gone! So he turns around and follows back where he came from. He comes up on some people standing in the road and sees his freind on the ground. He says " is he OK?" and they say "he was fine untill we turned his head around the right way!"
I love the smell of gasoline!!
I woke up.....life is good!!!
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This drunk guy gets pulled over by a really hot female cop. She does the drunk test on him and says " I'm going to have to arrest you, but before I do I have to tell you anything you say will be held against you. Do you have anything to say?" and the drunk says "Titties!!"
I love the smell of gasoline!!
I woke up.....life is good!!!
ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh snaps low blow wr. LOLOriginally Posted by wr250f95
An old man was eating in a truck stop when three bikers walked in.
The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie and then took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old man, spit into the old man's milk and then he took a seat at the counter. The third walked up to the old man, turned over the old man's plate, and then he took a seat at the counter.
Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner.
Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he?"
The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his truck over three motorcycles."
MXA August 08
That is funny!
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