Bob and George

wr250f95 · 12-14-2007, 08:19 PM

Bob and George live in California.
One day both Bob and George each bought a yz450f.
George took the proper precautions to make his bike legal by installing a spark arrestor, and found a way to keep noise to a minimum with a little device called the DB Dawg. Bob on the other hand, went out and asked on Internet forums what the loudest pipe would be, and against George's advice, ran a very loud pipe that registered at 110 db when the limit was 96. This pipe also didn't have a spark arrestor. One day Bob and George were cruising down their favorite trail, and it just so happened that a man was out for a walk with his poodle, while Skippy there was taking a dump George and Bob passed by, Bob's extremely loud bike made said man angry, said man gave Bob the finger. Later on Bob and George were taking a break when Bob asked "what was that all about" George simply replied saying "your an idiot, what do you think? you annoyed with your loud pipe, now hes gonna go complain to the park ranger service." Said man DID complain about Bob, and the Park Ranger Service closed down Bob and Georges favorite trail to off highway vehicles. Bob was phased, but did not see the error of his ways. Bob started racing motocross. He lined up at the gate, his bike was loudest of all, Bob got has ass handed to him is said race, and it just so happened that a tree hugger passed by on race day, he said "my oh my what do we have here? an irresponsible rider, what a perfect opportunity to ruin all the little motorcycle riders fun" said tree hugger pissed and moaned, got the right persons attention who had the motocross track, while their he discovered that Bob's pipe had no spark arrestor, and impounded Bob's yzf.
All of a sudden Bob saw the error of his ways, he remembered George, and immediately went about getting his bike back, however he trashed the loud system put the stocker back on, located a spark arrestor and the world was good. Except for all the riders who lost riding area's due to Bob's ignorance.
Bob was a very sad man indeed.

You see, Bob ran the loudest pipe possible, thinking it would make him faster, when the people at the race ran pipes that met the requirements and they kicked Bob's tail in skill. But because of Bob's ignorance, all the good little motorcycle riders lost their track and one of their trails. Which is why we need to educate new riders, loud sucks, it pisses people and the people then complain and riding areas are taken from us, we are in a fight for our right to ride! Bob didn't realize it soon enough, lets go find the Bob's and educate them okay? let them know that exhausts are not the way to go, stock is fine, you don't need the small horsepower gain, loud makes people mad, mad people get a bad view of our sport making more enemies for us, it only takes one idiot to ruin it for the masses.
*this is my own work, I am simply trying to help people realize that the sport that we all love is in danger and we should take steps to preserve it for our children and their children.

tigmaster · 12-14-2007, 10:36 PM

that was a beautiful story, tell it again.

wr250f95 · 12-14-2007, 10:38 PM

I left out the part where all the angry people who lost their mx track hunt down and kill bob.

wr250f95 · 12-14-2007, 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tigmaster

that was a beautiful story, tell it again.

Bob and George live in California.
One day both Bob and George each bought a yz450f.......................................

tigmaster · 12-14-2007, 10:43 PM

lol good stuff.

wr250f95 · 12-14-2007, 11:23 PM

that it is, I just hope we educate all the Bob's.

tigmaster · 12-14-2007, 11:24 PM

this is true.

12-14-2007, 08:19 PM	#1 (permalink)
wr250f95 Super Moderator Join Date: May 2007 Location: New Mexico Posts: 7,657	Bob and George Bob and George live in California. One day both Bob and George each bought a yz450f. George took the proper precautions to make his bike legal by installing a spark arrestor, and found a way to keep noise to a minimum with a little device called the DB Dawg. Bob on the other hand, went out and asked on Internet forums what the loudest pipe would be, and against George's advice, ran a very loud pipe that registered at 110 db when the limit was 96. This pipe also didn't have a spark arrestor. One day Bob and George were cruising down their favorite trail, and it just so happened that a man was out for a walk with his poodle, while Skippy there was taking a dump George and Bob passed by, Bob's extremely loud bike made said man angry, said man gave Bob the finger. Later on Bob and George were taking a break when Bob asked "what was that all about" George simply replied saying "your an idiot, what do you think? you annoyed with your loud pipe, now hes gonna go complain to the park ranger service." Said man DID complain about Bob, and the Park Ranger Service closed down Bob and Georges favorite trail to off highway vehicles. Bob was phased, but did not see the error of his ways. Bob started racing motocross. He lined up at the gate, his bike was loudest of all, Bob got has ass handed to him is said race, and it just so happened that a tree hugger passed by on race day, he said "my oh my what do we have here? an irresponsible rider, what a perfect opportunity to ruin all the little motorcycle riders fun" said tree hugger pissed and moaned, got the right persons attention who had the motocross track, while their he discovered that Bob's pipe had no spark arrestor, and impounded Bob's yzf. All of a sudden Bob saw the error of his ways, he remembered George, and immediately went about getting his bike back, however he trashed the loud system put the stocker back on, located a spark arrestor and the world was good. Except for all the riders who lost riding area's due to Bob's ignorance. Bob was a very sad man indeed. You see, Bob ran the loudest pipe possible, thinking it would make him faster, when the people at the race ran pipes that met the requirements and they kicked Bob's tail in skill. But because of Bob's ignorance, all the good little motorcycle riders lost their track and one of their trails. Which is why we need to educate new riders, loud sucks, it pisses people and the people then complain and riding areas are taken from us, we are in a fight for our right to ride! Bob didn't realize it soon enough, lets go find the Bob's and educate them okay? let them know that exhausts are not the way to go, stock is fine, you don't need the small horsepower gain, loud makes people mad, mad people get a bad view of our sport making more enemies for us, it only takes one idiot to ruin it for the masses. this is my own work, I am simply trying to help people realize that the sport that we all love is in danger and we should take steps to preserve it for our children and their children. __________________ "LIFE'S JOURNEY IS NOT TO ARRIVE AT THE GRAVE SAFELY IN A WELL PRESERVED BODY, BUT RATHER TO SKID IN SIDEWAYS, TOTALLY WORN OUT, SHOUTING'...HOLY S*T... WHAT A RIDE!" this, is why I ride.

12-14-2007, 10:36 PM	#2 (permalink)
tigmaster Administrator Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Missouri, United States Posts: 7,492	that was a beautiful story, tell it again. __________________ --'03 CRF450r-- --FMF Pipe, Pro-Tech Revavle-- --Vortex Basket With Tusk Disks And HP Springs-- --Pro Taper Triple Clamps And Bars-- --Devol Full SP With Moose HGs-- --Renthal 13/50 With R1 Chain-- --Now It Is The End, Probably...-- --'06 CBR F4I-- --Bone Stock-- Check Our Latest How-To Here

12-14-2007, 10:38 PM	#3 (permalink)
wr250f95 Super Moderator Join Date: May 2007 Location: New Mexico Posts: 7,657	I left out the part where all the angry people who lost their mx track hunt down and kill bob. __________________ "LIFE'S JOURNEY IS NOT TO ARRIVE AT THE GRAVE SAFELY IN A WELL PRESERVED BODY, BUT RATHER TO SKID IN SIDEWAYS, TOTALLY WORN OUT, SHOUTING'...HOLY S**T... WHAT A RIDE!" this, is why I ride.

12-14-2007, 10:43 PM	#5 (permalink)
tigmaster Administrator Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Missouri, United States Posts: 7,492	lol good stuff. __________________ --'03 CRF450r-- --FMF Pipe, Pro-Tech Revavle-- --Vortex Basket With Tusk Disks And HP Springs-- --Pro Taper Triple Clamps And Bars-- --Devol Full SP With Moose HGs-- --Renthal 13/50 With R1 Chain-- --Now It Is The End, Probably...-- --'06 CBR F4I-- --Bone Stock-- Check Our Latest How-To Here

12-14-2007, 11:23 PM	#6 (permalink)
wr250f95 Super Moderator Join Date: May 2007 Location: New Mexico Posts: 7,657	that it is, I just hope we educate all the Bob's. __________________ "LIFE'S JOURNEY IS NOT TO ARRIVE AT THE GRAVE SAFELY IN A WELL PRESERVED BODY, BUT RATHER TO SKID IN SIDEWAYS, TOTALLY WORN OUT, SHOUTING'...HOLY S**T... WHAT A RIDE!" this, is why I ride.

12-14-2007, 11:24 PM	#7 (permalink)
tigmaster Administrator Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Missouri, United States Posts: 7,492	this is true. __________________ --'03 CRF450r-- --FMF Pipe, Pro-Tech Revavle-- --Vortex Basket With Tusk Disks And HP Springs-- --Pro Taper Triple Clamps And Bars-- --Devol Full SP With Moose HGs-- --Renthal 13/50 With R1 Chain-- --Now It Is The End, Probably...-- --'06 CBR F4I-- --Bone Stock-- Check Our Latest How-To Here

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